This was nearly the most expensive stop on my Dangerous F****t tour.
It nearly cost two Louis Vuitton handbags to speak to you this evening.
We’re in a situation now where students can go to university and they come out dumber than when they went in. They are infantilized by safe-space and trigger-warning culture.
This evening, there is a safe space at Michigan University to protect the safety and emotional wellbeing of students from this dangerous f****t and a lesbian with the wrong opinions. That is insane.
Trump is now a changed, reformed man of course. But in his wilder days, he might describe what happened last night as a brutal schlonging.